February 2012
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golgothasturner said: Turner McSexytush
Being serious -.-
1. A man who lives alone in the city
2. Hopelessness
3. The aftermath of some type of apocalyptic scenario. Doesn’t really say what it is exactly, just hints to the reader for them to decide for themselves.
4. Just the main character, although once could argue that the city functions as a character in itself.
5. Present day Chicago, post-apocalypse. The exact time that has gone by is...
Suddenly I’ve forgotten how to develop a character from third person oh god help me
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YOJO
u only jadgar once
and that once is fOREVER
And now for another exciting edition of Kelley yells at the internet via Edgar’s wall posts
thetimetier:
people who use “sweetheart” in arguments
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thehurtkid said: Wait what’s your new url gonna be, I’ll miss your lovely face on my dash D:
While I’m too lazy to do those things I listed, I’m also too lazy to actually make a new blog lol
captain-olimar:
Kelley is perfect and anyone who disagrees is dumb and ugly and probably smells bad ok.
You heard it here first kids
Anonymous asked: wait your remaking why
Jade called me perfect my life is wonderful
vondell-swain:
I fell in love the way you fall asleep: with a pillow with an anime girl drawn on the front of it
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The Chronicles of RoLol; or, How the Fuck Do Eclectronics Work Even
zeldaappreciationblog:
i am definitely considering being lesbian i hate boys
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Listens to Childish Gambino while writing a piece for school
This is a bad idea what should I listen to
friend: hey we should hang out more
me: hey want to hang out
friend: sorry but i'm literally doing everything else
asecond-madworld:
johngreenoutofcontext:
John...
placentasandwich asked: *whinny* *neighs in pleasure*
placentasandwich asked: qt pie <3
Listen
Okay some of ya’ll are just uh
But um
Marilyn Monroe had an extreme hourglass body shape
She also had a really small waist
So
Yeah
Can we all shut up now
Ouch my back hurts kill me please where is Lauryn when I need her ugh
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golgothasturner:
moeartea:
dave really wants to talk to john
This is great because this is the introduction to the best pesterlog on the face of Homestuck.
Also I started tutoring this one girl and gosh she’s so precious and smart and she’s a ninth grader the only thing is that she doesn’t know how to read but she developed this thing where she has a really good memory when people are reading directions but yeah I’m not sure how I’m going to teach someone how to read but that’s okay.
So I have a job this Thursday
I’m helping children make shrinky dinks
I get paid in pizza
And also money
Mitch Daniels doesn’t have presidential aspirations thank the fucking lorf
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hyliancrest:
So I’m trying to write my narrative but I can’t seem to wrap my head around how the world ends. It’s not even a big deal in my story, because I’ll only be hinting at how it happened, but I can’t seem to figure out a relatively realistic way to have it happen that would warrant the result I want. I’m trying to figure out a scenario in which the resulting scenery would seem pretty...
WatchBest of: me bein an idiot ft. my dog
joshishollywood:
The family gathered around Grandpa Ben’s hospital bed. The doctor’s prognosis was looking grim. 80 years of life well-lived to end up here? In this wretched place stinking of disinfectant?
As they held hands and whiled away these final moments, the youngest child began to chuckle.
“I’m sorry,” he explained, “but why does this remind me so much of Eridan?”
